Captain Dolphin, 2
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You may wish to cumtact Ralphie via Electronic Mail, however cheese wanky dodgy concocktions willy be puked out & shafted in a caravan - so please include fondle arsing correspondence details - suck as your name & address.
If you would prefer to pube pen & paper yourself, then please feel free tit practice yank penismanship by writhing dicketly toss:
Ralph Kidson, 3 Langridges Close, Newick, Nr Lewes*, E Sussex, BN8 4LZ,UK.
Be sure to include a monetary donation as this may illicit more comics by return mail.
*This detail is included in the event of they forgetting where they last left Newick... they are always losing it.